In times like this you must consult the Magic 8-Ball then do whatever it says.
This never happened when I played Playstation.
Here's a post by a creepy 40-year-old shut in who isn't allowed to live near schools.
This one too.
Yes, it's a normal part of any boy's life to have their friend blackmail them into sucking him off.
Jackass stole my idea.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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