In times like this you must consult the Magic 8-Ball then do whatever it says.
This never happened when I played Playstation.
Here's a post by a creepy 40-year-old shut in who isn't allowed to live near schools.
This one too.
Yes, it's a normal part of any boy's life to have their friend blackmail them into sucking him off.
Jackass stole my idea.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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