In times like this you must consult the Magic 8-Ball then do whatever it says.
This never happened when I played Playstation.
Here's a post by a creepy 40-year-old shut in who isn't allowed to live near schools.
This one too.
Yes, it's a normal part of any boy's life to have their friend blackmail them into sucking him off.
Jackass stole my idea.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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