Okay. This one at least has something to do with games. It's a step in the right direction.

And now three steps back.

Thanks for the tip you big idiot!

I don't get why anyone would ask for medical advice on the internet. I have seen hundreds of thousands of threads like this one and I still don't understand.


These faggots sure do have a lot of posts.

I'd say this kind of shit doesn't belong on a video game forum but hey, what do I know?

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