Hi! I'm too socially inept to meet people in the real world or on the internet! Love me!

Honestly, how do they think of this shit?

I like how he had to clarify for us that he's not a Mexican. I don't blame him. I know I'm ashamed of being one.

Try this code. Every time you want to post throw your computer out of the window and hit yourself with a shovel.

I think it has something to do with money.

Karma is the GameFAQs equivalent of a postcount. How does this thread have any relevance to anything anywhere? I don't know.


I like to impress people with my knowledge of dildos and anal lubrication products.

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