If by often you mean right now then yes.

This is a Christmas tradition at my house. Oh wait, I did that joke.

I saw a bunch of Ron Paul supporters at a street fair and they killed and raped a family of puppies. I can't imagine how many puppies Ron Paul himself has raped if his supporters act like this.

Murder is wrong? That's a bunch of libertarian bullshit.

My girlfriend and I are very open minded. In fact I cut open her head and had sex with her open mind.

As long as they don't take away my french bread pizza I don't care what they do.

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