These are the fonts the government doesn't want you to see... We're through the looking glass here people.


The whole thing about birth defects is probably a bunch of BS to get people to stop fucking their cousins, but still, ewwww.


The world is so corrupt...


Thank you for the striking realization that those in power are trying to keep pot illegal. I had no idea!


A goon project can't get off the ground and they're all sober. What makes you think this is going to happen?


FUCK DA POLICE


I don't think "Natarsha" is serious, but I'm sure "Biggen" is.


Why, videogames, WHY?!?!


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