How many fingers has this guy stuck up his ass at once?
Man... do you think God can make a pussy so filled with cum that even he can't lick the cum-filled pussy...?
Thanks for putting that debate to rest.
"Why do they avoid me?!" he says with a heroin needle flopping around out of his arm.
It can help people think you're heterosexual in order to further your career.
Help a brother out!
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
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