How many fingers has this guy stuck up his ass at once?
Man... do you think God can make a pussy so filled with cum that even he can't lick the cum-filled pussy...?
Thanks for putting that debate to rest.
"Why do they avoid me?!" he says with a heroin needle flopping around out of his arm.
It can help people think you're heterosexual in order to further your career.
Help a brother out!
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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