How many fingers has this guy stuck up his ass at once?

Man... do you think God can make a pussy so filled with cum that even he can't lick the cum-filled pussy...?

Thanks for putting that debate to rest.

"Why do they avoid me?!" he says with a heroin needle flopping around out of his arm.

It can help people think you're heterosexual in order to further your career.

Help a brother out!

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