How many fingers has this guy stuck up his ass at once?
Man... do you think God can make a pussy so filled with cum that even he can't lick the cum-filled pussy...?
Thanks for putting that debate to rest.
"Why do they avoid me?!" he says with a heroin needle flopping around out of his arm.
It can help people think you're heterosexual in order to further your career.
Help a brother out!
Gentle Creature has awakened from his worries. Shhhh. He has gone to visit his gentle cousin who also wants to be President.
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