How many fingers has this guy stuck up his ass at once?
Man... do you think God can make a pussy so filled with cum that even he can't lick the cum-filled pussy...?
Thanks for putting that debate to rest.
"Why do they avoid me?!" he says with a heroin needle flopping around out of his arm.
It can help people think you're heterosexual in order to further your career.
Help a brother out!
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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