Settle down, chief. Smoke the peace pipe will you?
Wake up white people!
Best thread ever.
Well, there it is. Another crappy Weekend Web in the bag. See you folks, I'm going to go jerk off into a sock and cry in the closet. Until next time!
Special thanks to my FYAD friends for contributing to this report.
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There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.