Most excellent.

Settle down, chief. Smoke the peace pipe will you?

Wake up white people!

Best thread ever.

Well, there it is. Another crappy Weekend Web in the bag. See you folks, I'm going to go jerk off into a sock and cry in the closet. Until next time!

Special thanks to my FYAD friends for contributing to this report.

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