Ice Chewers, Halo Fans, TeenBabyNet, and World of Porncraft

Halo Fans

I wonder if anyone has ever said "Halo" instead of "hello" on the Xbox voice chat thing. If they did they probably got kicked right out of the clan.

I wish they'd pass a UN resolution to make sure "Velociraptor" never posts again.

"speadskater" is made of gingivitis.

WOOOO WE'RE GETTING HIGH ON THE COMPUTER~~~

There once was a poster named "Grif,"
Whose poetry bored a man stiff,
Now there's a pain in my head,
And I wish that instead,
He'd fallen face first off a cliff.

I have a feeling someone had to write a poem for a junior high English class and this monstrosity was read aloud in front of other people.

Years ago they used to say you can't hug with nuclear arms. Technology's come a long way since then, maybe they should give it another shot.