I wonder if anyone has ever said "Halo" instead of "hello" on the Xbox voice chat thing. If they did they probably got kicked right out of the clan.
I wish they'd pass a UN resolution to make sure "Velociraptor" never posts again.
"speadskater" is made of gingivitis.
WOOOO WE'RE GETTING HIGH ON THE COMPUTER~~~
There once was a poster named "Grif,"
Whose poetry bored a man stiff,
Now there's a pain in my head,
And I wish that instead,
He'd fallen face first off a cliff.
I have a feeling someone had to write a poem for a junior high English class and this monstrosity was read aloud in front of other people.
Years ago they used to say you can't hug with nuclear arms. Technology's come a long way since then, maybe they should give it another shot.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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