I wonder if anyone has ever said "Halo" instead of "hello" on the Xbox voice chat thing. If they did they probably got kicked right out of the clan.
I wish they'd pass a UN resolution to make sure "Velociraptor" never posts again.
"speadskater" is made of gingivitis.
WOOOO WE'RE GETTING HIGH ON THE COMPUTER~~~
There once was a poster named "Grif,"
Whose poetry bored a man stiff,
Now there's a pain in my head,
And I wish that instead,
He'd fallen face first off a cliff.
I have a feeling someone had to write a poem for a junior high English class and this monstrosity was read aloud in front of other people.
Years ago they used to say you can't hug with nuclear arms. Technology's come a long way since then, maybe they should give it another shot.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
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