My teenage years were a magical time. That impressionable stage where everyone was busy finding out who they were and littering and everything. I don't remember anyone being diaper fetishist though.
No more pesky toilets for "dynamite9585"!
You can find everything you need in hell.
I'm kind of surprised that neither of them like Final Fantasy, since idiots and those games normally go hand in hand.
There are absolutely no situations in which this would ever be useful, unless maybe you were being held by terrorists and they just got new carpet.
Your landlord is going to love you.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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