My teenage years were a magical time. That impressionable stage where everyone was busy finding out who they were and littering and everything. I don't remember anyone being diaper fetishist though.
No more pesky toilets for "dynamite9585"!
You can find everything you need in hell.
I'm kind of surprised that neither of them like Final Fantasy, since idiots and those games normally go hand in hand.
There are absolutely no situations in which this would ever be useful, unless maybe you were being held by terrorists and they just got new carpet.
Your landlord is going to love you.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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