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My teenage years were a magical time. That impressionable stage where everyone was busy finding out who they were and littering and everything. I don't remember anyone being diaper fetishist though.
No more pesky toilets for "dynamite9585"!
You can find everything you need in hell.
I'm kind of surprised that neither of them like Final Fantasy, since idiots and those games normally go hand in hand.
There are absolutely no situations in which this would ever be useful, unless maybe you were being held by terrorists and they just got new carpet.
Your landlord is going to love you.
NO!!!
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Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
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This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
Pet Disasters!
Pictures of cute animals are taking the Internet by storm! (It's a very destructive storm.)
Convincing People to Buy Mediocre Games, PAINTBALL MAX'D
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Super Bowl Ready TV Sports Graphics!
*Galaxies and stars explode, revealing the Sports Center logo as the center of the new universe.*
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