Lipstick Party

I can't quite get a handle on what Lipstick Party is all about. The only thing I could think of is that this is one giant hub for retarded "bloggers". Using that word makes me feel so dirty. "Bloggers", ew.

This is really deep, man!

What?

I feel your pain!

And yet in all of those 10,000 posts you've said nothing.

BOY DO I LOVE CHAT LOGS!

My grandma would beat the shit out of all of you posers.

So which company are you a receptionist at?

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