This guy is well on his way to being role playing ninja champion!

I'm heartbroken.

I could study this forum for a million years and I still don't think I could understand what this means.

Haha whatever you say, "HAUNTER".

I love internet rap!

Perfect Strangers theme.

My favorite song is the Nick Arcade theme.

What happens next?! I'm on the edge of my seat here!

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