Retarded comedy at it's best folks. This is a new frontier.

Penn and Teller did this once. And it's funny how two guys who got rich bullshitting people started a show called "Bullshit". Don't get me wrong I love their show but it's funny when you think about it. Okay it's not funny when you think about but I am so alone.

Come on. You have sex with your mom all the time. Why can't I?

Haha you didn't talk about any of that. Yeah you all got stoned and someone mentioned the word utopia.

They already did that. It's called Los Angeles.

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