Yeah, me too, and just about every person on Earth. I'm scared for my life.

Careful! We need to stabilize this man's vitals or he might go into culture shock. We need 50 CCs of weed, STAT!

Doctors. Always playin' God... Hell, for all that medical school debt I think they deserve to play a little God every now and then.

Just inject that insulin straight into your dick and call me in the morning.

Listen, I used to go to my doctor and say, "It hurts when I do this." and he'd say, "Well stop doing that!" So my advice is to stop living and it won't hurt anymore.

Whatever you do, don't try to talk to the boy!

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