ANAL HEMORRHOID SEX. THANKS INTERNET.
Women don't like anal sex, you homos. Don't let porn convince you otherwise.
Your husband is completely out of line, urging you to see a doctor like that. Ugh, what an unsupportive monster.
When it comes to whores, you get what you pay for.
Thanks for the first aid kit, mom. I mean, I really wanted a Wii but this is just as fun. No I'm not disappointed!
Considering every time you cum inside of a chick it's like putting your sperm through Operation Overlord where your sperm are brave American soldiers and her pussy acids are like Nazis, the risk of pregnancy after cumming on your hand and then finger banging your retarded girlfriend is very low.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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