ANAL HEMORRHOID SEX. THANKS INTERNET.
Women don't like anal sex, you homos. Don't let porn convince you otherwise.
Your husband is completely out of line, urging you to see a doctor like that. Ugh, what an unsupportive monster.
When it comes to whores, you get what you pay for.
Thanks for the first aid kit, mom. I mean, I really wanted a Wii but this is just as fun. No I'm not disappointed!
Considering every time you cum inside of a chick it's like putting your sperm through Operation Overlord where your sperm are brave American soldiers and her pussy acids are like Nazis, the risk of pregnancy after cumming on your hand and then finger banging your retarded girlfriend is very low.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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