ANAL HEMORRHOID SEX. THANKS INTERNET.
Women don't like anal sex, you homos. Don't let porn convince you otherwise.
Your husband is completely out of line, urging you to see a doctor like that. Ugh, what an unsupportive monster.
When it comes to whores, you get what you pay for.
Thanks for the first aid kit, mom. I mean, I really wanted a Wii but this is just as fun. No I'm not disappointed!
Considering every time you cum inside of a chick it's like putting your sperm through Operation Overlord where your sperm are brave American soldiers and her pussy acids are like Nazis, the risk of pregnancy after cumming on your hand and then finger banging your retarded girlfriend is very low.
The velvet hoods are now mandatory for all classes and on-campus activities. Do not remove them for any reason.
We're not going to solve gun massacres with bad manners, people.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
1998: I upload dave.pcx, and change the course of history
Set goals for yourself, and fulfill them. Absurd! Only in video games!
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