I know this is a troll but I want to believe...
You sure know how to pick 'em, cowboy.
That doesn't sound too bad. It could be like a scavenger hunt every time he tries to have sex.
I'm lazy so insert a Robin Williams reference here.
Beat him. Hard.
I think it could lead to a lack of blood flow to the brain and you'll end up making stupid posts like this on the Internet.
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Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
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