I know this is a troll but I want to believe...
You sure know how to pick 'em, cowboy.
That doesn't sound too bad. It could be like a scavenger hunt every time he tries to have sex.
I'm lazy so insert a Robin Williams reference here.
Beat him. Hard.
I think it could lead to a lack of blood flow to the brain and you'll end up making stupid posts like this on the Internet.
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
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