I know this is a troll but I want to believe...


You sure know how to pick 'em, cowboy.


That doesn't sound too bad. It could be like a scavenger hunt every time he tries to have sex.


I'm lazy so insert a Robin Williams reference here.


Beat him. Hard.


I think it could lead to a lack of blood flow to the brain and you'll end up making stupid posts like this on the Internet.


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