I know this is a troll but I want to believe...
You sure know how to pick 'em, cowboy.
That doesn't sound too bad. It could be like a scavenger hunt every time he tries to have sex.
I'm lazy so insert a Robin Williams reference here.
Beat him. Hard.
I think it could lead to a lack of blood flow to the brain and you'll end up making stupid posts like this on the Internet.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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