I know this is a troll but I want to believe...
You sure know how to pick 'em, cowboy.
That doesn't sound too bad. It could be like a scavenger hunt every time he tries to have sex.
I'm lazy so insert a Robin Williams reference here.
Beat him. Hard.
I think it could lead to a lack of blood flow to the brain and you'll end up making stupid posts like this on the Internet.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
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