I think I'd rather have AIDS than everything else that's wrong with you.
You can only lose your virginity by having vaginal intercourse, so all you Christians looking to get lucky can just go through the backdoor and still get into the frontdoor of Heaven.
Get a better job!
Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh, he said scrotum.
Special thanks to perplexing whimsy, big duck equals goose, Snowcow, Peezy, DemanusFlint, Virion and ryborg.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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