It was over for him before these charges anyway. Nobody but insane idiots care about Michael Jackson anymore.
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Look kids, it's a falling star. Oh wait that's just Michael Jackson's career.
Goddamn, look at that nose.
Hahaha I tried this last time I was arrested but it didn't work.
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His nose looks like Lois Griffen's nose.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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