It was over for him before these charges anyway. Nobody but insane idiots care about Michael Jackson anymore.
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Look kids, it's a falling star. Oh wait that's just Michael Jackson's career.
Goddamn, look at that nose.
Hahaha I tried this last time I was arrested but it didn't work.
WARNING: THIS IMAGE IS FULL OF SHIT.
His nose looks like Lois Griffen's nose.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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