It was over for him before these charges anyway. Nobody but insane idiots care about Michael Jackson anymore.

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Look kids, it's a falling star. Oh wait that's just Michael Jackson's career.

Goddamn, look at that nose.

Fucking hell.

Hahaha I tried this last time I was arrested but it didn't work.

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His nose looks like Lois Griffen's nose.

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