Anorexia

Oh boy, it's my favorite Live Journal community ever. I really applaud these women for keeping themselves so fit and thin. I love it. I'm sick and tired of seeing these stupid women with curves and asses and thighs and boobs. I'm fucking sick of it. I want skeletons and I want them now. I want to be able to see your rib cage through a sweater. If your chick weighs over 100 pounds, DUMP THAT BITCH.

Fact: the more thin you are the less you know how to spell.

Eat it then throw up. It's win win!

Here's an idea, eat enough so that you get all the nutrients and vitamins you need, then exercise and maintain an active lifestyle. But you know, that would be a lot more work than starving yourself.

That bitch!

I hate these chicks because they probably have no ass.

All those limbs are just dead weight! You don't need them! Just cut them off and watch the pounds melt away!

I just had some chicken, rice, corn, and garlic bread. Goddamn that shit was good.

Well, when you don't use your brain you don't really need that many calories.

What?

Woah, no calories a day? That's smart eating!

HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN THOSE MOVIES ON LIFETIME WITH KELLY MARTIN YOU FUCKING CUNT?! GAH!!!

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