You should host the next Oscars.
BUSH IZ DUM LOL
Hehe yeah... clitoris is a funny word.
Hey I'm 21. Maybe it's me. Who knows?
Give me Nico's phone number.
Wait a second, I'm on the phone with Nico. Yeah, hello? Hey bitch, want to bite my dick you slut? Hello? Hello??? Damnitt. Guess I didn't come on strong enough.
Wow, look at you reading articles and everything. Soon you'll be reading books and stop signs and shit.
I pretend I'm a chocobo and she pretends she's an egg and I "lay" her as if she was a egg and she licks my asshole while I hum the battle theme from Final Fantasy VI.
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