The only way to successfully debate people is by using all capital letters. Also, feel free to debate and talk to yourself if nobody responds. If you read it on the Internet, it must be true!

You know, only the most hardcore rappers make analogies about computer operating systems.

Sometimes Megan gets so excited that she mashes random characters on her keyboard.

If World War III breaks out, please take solace in the fact that you can bring a family member with you to Mars.

Well that's all for this week! A special thanks go out to [ALA]Jet, Allanon858, Albrot, rubber cat, Twoam, agenteraser, geombear, FireCar, Kenspy, ANWR, Zpeef, Gaemblor, Tazzo, bbchops, bbchops, SharpenedSpoon, PathetiSad, mikado, smacktard, daveslash, C-Mart, MagnumHB, Spechel EDD, rapfan90, Faid, Ozz-Factor, CANofWORMS, Chronoff6, DrWhorehouse, and Mumbles.

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