Hey all you "coloured people" - STOP LISTENING TO ROCK AND ROLL! It's for us whites! Damn racist Canadians.
Hey all you white and black people - YOUR MUSIC SUCKS! Asian sensations rule the airwaves!
If you are a big famous music producer and are looking to hire some new talent, look no further; "BLACC" is here and is typing in all caps, just like they do in the dirty south!
"ludacrix" needs a hobby. Somebody please break his stopwatch and calculator.
"SlipKnot MaGGoT" knows the truth: all rap sucks and the only "real" music is Slipknot!
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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