Hey all you "coloured people" - STOP LISTENING TO ROCK AND ROLL! It's for us whites! Damn racist Canadians.
Hey all you white and black people - YOUR MUSIC SUCKS! Asian sensations rule the airwaves!
If you are a big famous music producer and are looking to hire some new talent, look no further; "BLACC" is here and is typing in all caps, just like they do in the dirty south!
"ludacrix" needs a hobby. Somebody please break his stopwatch and calculator.
"SlipKnot MaGGoT" knows the truth: all rap sucks and the only "real" music is Slipknot!
How can we better be sold to by multinational corporations?
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
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