Hey all you "coloured people" - STOP LISTENING TO ROCK AND ROLL! It's for us whites! Damn racist Canadians.

Hey all you white and black people - YOUR MUSIC SUCKS! Asian sensations rule the airwaves!

If you are a big famous music producer and are looking to hire some new talent, look no further; "BLACC" is here and is typing in all caps, just like they do in the dirty south!

"ludacrix" needs a hobby. Somebody please break his stopwatch and calculator.

"SlipKnot MaGGoT" knows the truth: all rap sucks and the only "real" music is Slipknot!

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