Hey all you "coloured people" - STOP LISTENING TO ROCK AND ROLL! It's for us whites! Damn racist Canadians.
Hey all you white and black people - YOUR MUSIC SUCKS! Asian sensations rule the airwaves!
If you are a big famous music producer and are looking to hire some new talent, look no further; "BLACC" is here and is typing in all caps, just like they do in the dirty south!
"ludacrix" needs a hobby. Somebody please break his stopwatch and calculator.
"SlipKnot MaGGoT" knows the truth: all rap sucks and the only "real" music is Slipknot!
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
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