All homosexuals post on forums about fashion. Just ask "SuperJew"!

A crucial misspelling of the word "opinion" leaves Internet fans confused and afraid. Regardless, nobody's gonna change this guy's onion.

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If you ever visit Philadelphia, please avoid "Philly-gurl" because, according to reports, she runs "this shit."

And now for some poetry about being stung by insects and falling into a cup of juice.

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