The heated Avril debate continues. Don't ask me why; it just continues, that's all. I hope the angry red unhappy faces aren't caught in the crossfire.
Have you ever wondered why the Internet hasn't spawned that many genius music lyric writers? Me neither.
The only thing funnier than a completely retarded joke is a completely retarded joke made by a foreigner who doesn't understand the English language.
A 50000-page sig file was recently reported on the loose and terrorizing innocent Internet citizens. If you encounter this epic sig file, please do not make any sudden moves and call your ISP at once.
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EXPLICIT Photos From My Stint As Emma Stone's Muse/Ghost Hunter
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The Rings of Online Gamer Hell
Welcome to Gamer Hell, where those who committed sins in online games must pay for their crimes against noobs for eternity.
Awful Erotic Short Fiction!
Reading is good, in general, but sometimes it's just another way to put insane porn into your body.
The Art of WikiHow!
How to Enjoy this Article: 1) CLICK on the link 2) READ the intro (optional) 3)LAUGH at the artwork!
Mission Air
Even the Armor of God won’t save you from flying missionaries, terrible banditos, or Tom Arnold!
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