The heated Avril debate continues. Don't ask me why; it just continues, that's all. I hope the angry red unhappy faces aren't caught in the crossfire.

Have you ever wondered why the Internet hasn't spawned that many genius music lyric writers? Me neither.

The only thing funnier than a completely retarded joke is a completely retarded joke made by a foreigner who doesn't understand the English language.

A 50000-page sig file was recently reported on the loose and terrorizing innocent Internet citizens. If you encounter this epic sig file, please do not make any sudden moves and call your ISP at once.

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