The heated Avril debate continues. Don't ask me why; it just continues, that's all. I hope the angry red unhappy faces aren't caught in the crossfire.
Have you ever wondered why the Internet hasn't spawned that many genius music lyric writers? Me neither.
The only thing funnier than a completely retarded joke is a completely retarded joke made by a foreigner who doesn't understand the English language.
A 50000-page sig file was recently reported on the loose and terrorizing innocent Internet citizens. If you encounter this epic sig file, please do not make any sudden moves and call your ISP at once.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
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