Smilie faces sweep the Internet by storm: story at 11 by ace news reporter Cheeky Racheal!

If you thought crime in the US was bad, just wait until you travel overseas and get jumped by the IRA.

Who is "Al" and why do fags listen to his music?

If you want free illegal stuff on the Internet, you better know how to ask right. Make sure to use lots of smilie faces, people love that shit.

A classic case of Good Charlotte discrimination at Hot Topic. When will the cruelty ever end?

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