What is a "lesiand Dyke"? Isn't that a vampire or something?
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Internet bad. Attending English classes good.
The following message appears to be written in English, but I can't decipher it. I think the author is trying to say something about George W. Bush's foreign policy.
And now for a report from the world of online fashion!
Proof that the Internet truly is the spawn of Satan! Er, the RIAA! Well, something.
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
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