What is a "lesiand Dyke"? Isn't that a vampire or something?

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Major Boner enjoys Daft Punk. ANOTHER IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Major Boner's custom title has been reported missing in action.

Internet bad. Attending English classes good.

The following message appears to be written in English, but I can't decipher it. I think the author is trying to say something about George W. Bush's foreign policy.

And now for a report from the world of online fashion!

Proof that the Internet truly is the spawn of Satan! Er, the RIAA! Well, something.

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