What is a "lesiand Dyke"? Isn't that a vampire or something?
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Major Boner enjoys Daft Punk. ANOTHER IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Major Boner's custom title has been reported missing in action.
Internet bad. Attending English classes good.
The following message appears to be written in English, but I can't decipher it. I think the author is trying to say something about George W. Bush's foreign policy.
And now for a report from the world of online fashion!
Proof that the Internet truly is the spawn of Satan! Er, the RIAA! Well, something.
If you find yourself on the following list, please consider yourself "dissed" and report to the nearest anti-dissing station.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.