What is a "lesiand Dyke"? Isn't that a vampire or something?

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Major Boner enjoys Daft Punk. ANOTHER IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Major Boner's custom title has been reported missing in action.

Internet bad. Attending English classes good.

The following message appears to be written in English, but I can't decipher it. I think the author is trying to say something about George W. Bush's foreign policy.

And now for a report from the world of online fashion!

Proof that the Internet truly is the spawn of Satan! Er, the RIAA! Well, something.

If you find yourself on the following list, please consider yourself "dissed" and report to the nearest anti-dissing station.

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