The Bible is the greatest work of fiction ever written. PWNED! When I was in Barnes & Noble I put the Bible in the fiction area. PWNED!

Maybe the screwed up people were already in power and the infant formula set all the babies straight. Did you ever think of THAT?!

I'm an atheist and I probably hate atheists more than anybody. Especially these guys.

It tells us that Dumbo is pissed and isn't going to take it anymore.

Ancient Greece and Rome did exist. If not, tell me how the documentary Xena: Warrior Princess exists. Don't have an answer do you? Sit down, punk.

How much drugs would you need to take to think of things like this?


Thanks, I couldn't quite come to that conclusion myself. What else are you going to tell us, the sky is blue? You don't say.

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