Haha because gas prices are so high. I get jokes.
If you want to see a poor Jew go to Dustin Diamond's house.
If Stephen Colbert were president he'd make Sarcasm Day a national holiday and I'm not sure the banks should close for that.
I heard he's religious, not that there's anything wrong with that.
To counter your argument that religion is gay let me just say...
Yes, he'll lock the door.
The leftists and rightists can't even agree on what the hell they believe in. Fortunately us centerists have our shit together.
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
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