Haha because gas prices are so high. I get jokes.
If you want to see a poor Jew go to Dustin Diamond's house.
If Stephen Colbert were president he'd make Sarcasm Day a national holiday and I'm not sure the banks should close for that.
I heard he's religious, not that there's anything wrong with that.
To counter your argument that religion is gay let me just say...
Yes, he'll lock the door.
The leftists and rightists can't even agree on what the hell they believe in. Fortunately us centerists have our shit together.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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