Haha because gas prices are so high. I get jokes.
If you want to see a poor Jew go to Dustin Diamond's house.
If Stephen Colbert were president he'd make Sarcasm Day a national holiday and I'm not sure the banks should close for that.
I heard he's religious, not that there's anything wrong with that.
To counter your argument that religion is gay let me just say...
Yes, he'll lock the door.
The leftists and rightists can't even agree on what the hell they believe in. Fortunately us centerists have our shit together.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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