And now, our grand finale!
Special thanks goes to my friends in Christ doublehawk, pinefresh, Ktarthan, Theodorus, Sir Quackington, almightyjimbob, Spinich Chew, cardinalpuck, Mr. Mustard, Gazpacho, Anal Sex, Syntax Null, Danbo Daxter, Zomodok, pixie delights, storming vengeance, cs_weasel, Dr. Bluman, HulkaMatt, Jacobus Spades, Judas Escargot, Carl Von Awesomewitz, Reading Owl, positively, Bag of Glass, Radio F Software, Friend Swan, Napster of Corn and Sawyer9000. May God have mercy on their souls.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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