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Showing two actors frolic under the covers on TV is a world of difference from fucking a child in the ass. "Well we should just let people have sex with children because NYPD Blue had partial nudity! What kind of message are we sending?!"

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Terminator 3 was really horrible.

I connected my thoughts to the TV and now I can see my memories of watching TV.

I sure am glad this is the last image from this forum!

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