Poll: What's worse, rubbing salt or urine in a wound made by Red XIII's erection???

Okay, fine, but just stay inside okay?


Wasn't he heterosexual in the game anyway?

Oh I can't wait.

Riiiiiiiiiiiidge Racer!

Presenting the "Welp" image for this week. Welp.

These guys love to make exceptions for their fictional character boyfriends as if the characters would want to do these things to them.

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