Sorry to say this but you only have six weeks to live.


See above.


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Congrats! Your first STD!


All of them.


Yes, that's why they explode.


TUPAC'S MOM SPOTTED


She totally diagnosed herself.


Girl, you have no idea.


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– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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