Sorry to say this but you only have six weeks to live.
Congrats! Your first STD!
All of them.
Yes, that's why they explode.
TUPAC'S MOM SPOTTED
She totally diagnosed herself.
Girl, you have no idea.
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Pope Francis, the best Pope, has a number of upcoming encyclicals to change the way Catholics view the world.
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