Let me just input your data into my Internet pregnancy calculator and, ah yes, 56%.
Mom? Is that you?
Thanks for the advice, Dr. Internet.
Ah ha ha ha, ain't it the truth, friend. You should do standup!
It's like people on the Internet just refuse to call the police, doctors, and lawyers before posting their problem on an Internet forum.
Welcome! Here's the bitch that broke my heart!
This almost reads like a wacky sitcom scheme.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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