Let me just input your data into my Internet pregnancy calculator and, ah yes, 56%.
Mom? Is that you?
Thanks for the advice, Dr. Internet.
Ah ha ha ha, ain't it the truth, friend. You should do standup!
It's like people on the Internet just refuse to call the police, doctors, and lawyers before posting their problem on an Internet forum.
Welcome! Here's the bitch that broke my heart!
This almost reads like a wacky sitcom scheme.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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