"Sigurd" uses a lot of unnecessarily big words to get his point across. He could've just said "I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A CARTOOOOOON AND FUCK IT NASTY-LIKE" because he's really not fooling anyone trying to act all smarty-farty.
Aw DAMN why you got to front, g? Don't start no stuff, won't be no stuff.
"Sigurd" sounds like a first-class nerd. I'm glad I'll never have to see him again.
Something Awful?! No! NO!! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I think we already decided she's going to emerge from the imaginary world to marry some other nerd, sorry boys.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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