"Sigurd" uses a lot of unnecessarily big words to get his point across. He could've just said "I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A CARTOOOOOON AND FUCK IT NASTY-LIKE" because he's really not fooling anyone trying to act all smarty-farty.
Aw DAMN why you got to front, g? Don't start no stuff, won't be no stuff.
"Sigurd" sounds like a first-class nerd. I'm glad I'll never have to see him again.
Something Awful?! No! NO!! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I think we already decided she's going to emerge from the imaginary world to marry some other nerd, sorry boys.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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