"Sigurd" uses a lot of unnecessarily big words to get his point across. He could've just said "I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A CARTOOOOOON AND FUCK IT NASTY-LIKE" because he's really not fooling anyone trying to act all smarty-farty.

Aw DAMN why you got to front, g? Don't start no stuff, won't be no stuff.

"Sigurd" sounds like a first-class nerd. I'm glad I'll never have to see him again.

Something Awful?! No! NO!! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I think we already decided she's going to emerge from the imaginary world to marry some other nerd, sorry boys.

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