"Sigurd" uses a lot of unnecessarily big words to get his point across. He could've just said "I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A CARTOOOOOON AND FUCK IT NASTY-LIKE" because he's really not fooling anyone trying to act all smarty-farty.
Aw DAMN why you got to front, g? Don't start no stuff, won't be no stuff.
"Sigurd" sounds like a first-class nerd. I'm glad I'll never have to see him again.
Something Awful?! No! NO!! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I think we already decided she's going to emerge from the imaginary world to marry some other nerd, sorry boys.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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