"Sigurd" uses a lot of unnecessarily big words to get his point across. He could've just said "I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A CARTOOOOOON AND FUCK IT NASTY-LIKE" because he's really not fooling anyone trying to act all smarty-farty.
Aw DAMN why you got to front, g? Don't start no stuff, won't be no stuff.
"Sigurd" sounds like a first-class nerd. I'm glad I'll never have to see him again.
Something Awful?! No! NO!! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I think we already decided she's going to emerge from the imaginary world to marry some other nerd, sorry boys.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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