"K-Star" is a modern day Rocky Balboa, coming back from failure and destitution to grab victory by the face and never let go!
I want to die
This Bowser thing is basically the same thing that happened to my friend's dad when he got divorced, except instead of Iceland it was Sacramento.
Awwww, widdle baby doggie's having a good time, aren't you, you widdle baby puppy doggy?! Yeeeess, what a gooooood little baby doggy! Why are you looking afraid, sweetie??
D-d-did someone imply a n-naked P-p-p-peach?
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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