Mujtaba H Zaidi has seen Wicked 8 times.

I base all of my philosophies on life on cartoons.

Haha the post isn't that funny. I just like the subject. "bisexuality HELL YEA"

Yeah but it would take a long time to run out of stones so feel free to cast as many as you want. We could also recycle them too.

I'm not that great of a speller, but this one is for all you anal retentive grammar nazis out there. God bless you.

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