I hate bird shit. I have a feeling my Civic was designed to be a bird shit magnet.
I love it when birds fly into windows.
Well what the hell did you expect to happen? I'm sure most birds don't want to hang around your creepy pigeon loving ass and try to escape the second the chance presents itself.
I didn't expect those birds to go back. I guess he had a nice DVD collection or something.
NO PROBLEM MAN. ANYTIME FELLOW PIGEON FAN.
Uh oh, looks like someone needs more practice posting with her internet machine.
I weep for humanity.
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