It all depends on how you define it, the dictionary way or the stupid way, like this.

Just keep posting. It'll happen for you someday, kid.

Learn to write with your right hand first.

This is the first time I've ever agreed with doing something for the "lulz".

Below is the only person ever rejected from the online GED school. They do have some standards you know.

I would call Hannah Montana and tell her to stop being such a damn two-face.

It's not surprising that every sick, depraved sex act is "WORTH DOING" on this web site. After all, they asked the Internet.

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