Not the happiest ending to a story, but thanks for contributing to the sum of human knowledge nonetheless.
"Michael explosive diarrhea." Interesting. I knew a kid back in junior high with a similar name, but it was just a nickname.
Stories of personal courage are the best, like when someone runs into a burning building to save a baby. Or this.
That song from Toy Story that goes "You've got a friiiiend in me" is in my head right now and it won't stop.
Your neighbors suddenly get a new reason to gossip about you.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
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