Not the happiest ending to a story, but thanks for contributing to the sum of human knowledge nonetheless.
"Michael explosive diarrhea." Interesting. I knew a kid back in junior high with a similar name, but it was just a nickname.
Stories of personal courage are the best, like when someone runs into a burning building to save a baby. Or this.
That song from Toy Story that goes "You've got a friiiiend in me" is in my head right now and it won't stop.
Your neighbors suddenly get a new reason to gossip about you.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
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