MARINO!!!!!!

Keep in mind that this probably didn't happen and that Donny is probably just some creep clutching a weird little boner while typing this.

You run a nice blog, John.

Help me oh god help me

Maybe because you're LOOKING UP OVER THE STALL WALLS YOU FUCKING CREEP

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