Keep in mind that this probably didn't happen and that Donny is probably just some creep clutching a weird little boner while typing this.
You run a nice blog, John.
Help me oh god help me
Maybe because you're LOOKING UP OVER THE STALL WALLS YOU FUCKING CREEP
Prepare yourself for quite possibly the most effective use of "BOWL" as a sound effect.
Who needs three months of endless summer fun? You have a career!
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