Have you ever read something so profound and incredible that you just started bleeding out of your nose and ears? That shouldn't be happening, maybe you should see a doctor.
I'm not a psychologist, but if I were and I read this I'd say "What the fuck??!?"
It seems like you always encounter the most helpful strangers on creepy and gross websites.
Kisses and Hugs!!! And soap!!!!!
If I'm stinking up a bathroom the last thing I need is a wizard hanging around.
That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends Gigatron, rbk, Dr. Balls, The Red Baron, Doghouse MD, Math Mutant, cranius, GiNGiS IV, Rheuka, Pretzelcoatl, gobbles, Glumwheels, Vermain, CuddleChunks, Rygar, and holiday styles.
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What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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