What a great boyfriend. That's romance, right there.

JAY BROWN has the most integrity of any journalist working today.

This post sounds pretty disgusting, but I'm sure if we had the proper context it would be even more disgusting.

Esteemed Super-Dumper, now there's something for your resume.

Goddamn it, Rod.

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