Reading pregnant furry poetry is just how I wanted to be spending my Saturday night.
Just imagine, this was someone's roommate. Oh God how I feel for that person, where ever they are.
I wish the whole furry community was just an April Fools' joke.
It means that somewhere in your ancestry a brother fucked his sister and bam, the furry gene was born.
I get all my environmental issues explain to me by a guy who jerks off to pregnant half-woman half-dog vaginas.
Woah, the irony.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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