Reading pregnant furry poetry is just how I wanted to be spending my Saturday night.
Just imagine, this was someone's roommate. Oh God how I feel for that person, where ever they are.
I wish the whole furry community was just an April Fools' joke.
It means that somewhere in your ancestry a brother fucked his sister and bam, the furry gene was born.
I get all my environmental issues explain to me by a guy who jerks off to pregnant half-woman half-dog vaginas.
Woah, the irony.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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