Haha you read "but I do work hard on these" and then you look at the picture, and you promptly burst into laughter.
You mean you're not?
This post is a trap. A program has been downloaded to your PC and if it detects a boner it calls for a paddy wagon to come pick you up.
White trash in furry form. Lovely.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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