We've featured XXX Porn Talk before but every now and then we'll go back and visit our old friends. What new adventures could the posters of our favorite porno forum be having after all this time? I don't know, but it probably involves bukkake.

Well, speak of the devil.

And the girl in the scene has to be afraid of clowns. That's a MUST.

That's just Gus. He likes to have sex with dead girls. Ha ha, what a lovable scamp.


Why even bother putting on the bottoms at that point?


Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

Man, I'm getting hungry.

Special thanks to Eucibius, Villon, Jip_Bip_Jo, flpwch, change my name, and Virion.

– Hassan "Acetone" Mikal

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