Extended Years

What's the point of going to an expensive vet when there are Internet people ready to diagnose your pet from the comfort of your own home?

No I don't have any idea what's wrong.

I repeat, we have no visual of testicles. Abort, ABORT!!

Okay, what the hell is going on here? If you'll look closely at this dog boner thread you'll see that both of the replies came from the same IP address about 1 minute apart from each other, but it was supposedly a different person the second time. Is SANDY B actually Brian B in disguise? And why would he need to hide his identity to weigh in again on dog boners? Or, if SANDY is a real person, what the hell kind of people are shouting across the house, "Hey honey, there's this thread about dog dicks on the Internet, do you have anything to add to the conversation?"

"Just" a super pooper? Lady, there's no such thing as "just" a super pooper.

Hope you kept the receipt.

The cat wants to watch Matlock.

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