I went to public school so I should be able to translate some of this. I think they're talking about the stock market.
And these guys are talking about the hit ABC show Lost.
I think someone's aunt is in the hospital.
Hee Haw is out on DVD.
They're debating whether Data could beat Darth Vader in a fight. (Most of them say no.)
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TEH SOCIAL MEDIA FASTBOOK STOLE MY DATA. SOLD IT TOO A HOG CON GAME. WHERED MY DATA GO??>? WHO TEH HELL KNOWS! IM IN DIGITAL HELL
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