I went to public school so I should be able to translate some of this. I think they're talking about the stock market.
And these guys are talking about the hit ABC show Lost.
I think someone's aunt is in the hospital.
Hee Haw is out on DVD.
They're debating whether Data could beat Darth Vader in a fight. (Most of them say no.)
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Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
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