I went to public school so I should be able to translate some of this. I think they're talking about the stock market.

And these guys are talking about the hit ABC show Lost.

I think someone's aunt is in the hospital.

Hee Haw is out on DVD.

Rainforests.

They're debating whether Data could beat Darth Vader in a fight. (Most of them say no.)

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