> Mystery of the Zen Hex

If you're looking for a dumb teenager forum with more subforums than you'd care to read, take a look at Zen Hex. Actually, don't.


That's when she took off at full speed alongside a train and jumped into an open freight car.

If your best idea is asking "Zen Hex" what to do, she'd be better off if you stayed out of it.

Yeah, you're stupid.

Back away before you scroll down any further because you might instinctively punch your monitor.

The truth is right there.

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