How about feed your damn dog?
Okay, thanks for the tip.
Since this post the cat has taken up smoking and breaking into cars.
The cat god Debbie will be pleased.
Your dog is just playing a silly trick on you, it will go away on its own.
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
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