How about feed your damn dog?
Okay, thanks for the tip.
Since this post the cat has taken up smoking and breaking into cars.
The cat god Debbie will be pleased.
Your dog is just playing a silly trick on you, it will go away on its own.
Celebrate diversity and inclusiveness at your next protest by not calling Donald Trump a nasty little-hands pisspig bitch.
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