Sell, sell, sell!!

"sam" has just taken this whole operation to a new level.

It was a cute party trick, but the time has come for "hbipul" to stop catching dog treats in her cleavage.

Anything's possible if you put your sick mind to it.

Hee hee, poop, that's priceless!

Good riddance, this place was like some kind of Weekend Web clip show.

That's all for this week. Thanks to my forum friends puffery, Cowboy Beepbop, Fausdinotoly, perfect scrotum, saddamdeluise, Daisy Dead Petals, bbchops, captain mikey, Fyad Viscount, asdindebimte, woot x a million, Sleepingbag, mdxi, Cornflake Girl, Adam Kensai, odwaga, and kazoogirl.

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