Listen up gods aka JERKS, "pratheek's" pissed and you're going to hear about it!

"hobscob2663," thank you for being a friend.

Try flooding your sinuses with Drano.

I envy "k-deen" and men like him every day of my life.

"Why the fuck did this dumb bitch name me Destini?"

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